Patent Pending. Nerdfighter. My Little Pony.
Add me on Skype: halosandbagels

 

mythoughtseternalized:

terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind:

i-want-chips:

karkatsaysfuck:

voculabulary:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

i’m pretty sure neither of you is right

they are telling it to you straight 

300% DONE

i think you mean 360%

you guys are all so on point with your puns

mythoughtseternalized:

terezi-pyrope-seer-of-mind:

i-want-chips:

karkatsaysfuck:

voculabulary:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

i’m pretty sure neither of you is right

they are telling it to you straight 

300% DONE

i think you mean 360%

you guys are all so on point with your puns

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edwardspoonhands:

auntytimblr:

thirtywhacks:

sazzlepops:

still the best Eurovision song

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don’t even argue with me

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just accept it

they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later

This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life. 

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Always happy when this comes back around on the dash…

(Source: holepsi)

Cyril the Wolf's Music Cave: McDonalds = McSh*t

joaftheloaf:

dannybrony:

The only reason I ever went to McDonalds: Angus 1/3 Pound Burger with bacon and cheese, and the Hot N’ Spicy McChicken.

And now BOTH of them are gone. The bacon and cheese is now a quarter pounder meal. The angus patties tasted WAY better than the regular quarter pounder patties….

Lol funny thing, I actually work at mickey D’s, and from an employees point of view, I am so happy the Angus Burgers burgers are gone. I’ve been at McDonald’s for 10 months now. I’ve learned how to make everything on the menu except the Angus burgers. That’s probably because they never taught me how to make them, lol. It’s actually usually a celebration when we lose menu items. Like the McRib. That this is a nightmare to clean up after.

Losing items on a menu usually is celebrated by the employees working. It’s one less item to worry about making. I work at a Roy Rogers (Im at work right now actually). Last year we had a limited time breakfast item. It was overly complicated to make, but it was extremely popular. Having to make more than 2 at a time was a hassle. If a family came in and ordered 4 or 5, it would seriously take about 10 minutes to make them all.

Personally, I hate all fast food food. I prefer pizza. I typically only eat it if I’m on a trip with no other option, or if I’m in a bad mood and hate everything.

My coworkers have taken “stupid” to a whole new level tonight… jfc.

chadleymacguff:

*pokedex voice* Starter. the space ghost pokemon and evolution of Startly. known for it’s phantom limbs and cosmic dust expelled from it’s astral form. Starter often scares unsuspecting trainers. it is said that Starter is most powerful until the full moon.

The station had the songs picked out, and we could do nothing to change it. BUT! My friend gave a huge shout out to Patent Pending, including their website!!!! So hopefully people will check them out some after it airs! Monday, 4pm-5pm EST, on http://www.wrrv.com/

joepending:

Dudes! We are making a collage video for our song “Second Family” it’s going to be entirely comprised of pictures of you, our Second Family!
Please send pictures that you have from shows or pics of you & your friends wearing Patent Pending shirts to BookPatentPending@gmail.com
Please put SECOND FAMILY PICS in the subject line. You have until Friday evening to submit. LOVE YOU LOTS, - Patent Pending #secondfamily

I’m driving my friend to Poughkeepsie today because she was selected to be a guest DJ on a local radio station. We’re gonna see if we can sneak some Patent Pending onto the air.

joepending:

It’s going to be very difficult to get any work done today! #smores #yourekillingmesmalls 

joepending:

It’s going to be very difficult to get any work done today! #smores #yourekillingmesmalls 

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.