December 2011
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Streetlight Diaries: Playing It Forward. →
littlepatentpendingthings:
streetlightdiaries:
Playing It Forward.
“We’re Patent Pending, and we’re here to save the world.”
It would seem arrogant, wouldn’t it? For the frontman of a band to proclaim via raging amplifier in a packed house that he and his crooning cronies could rescue an entire planet of their problems. It would seem condescending and in fact,...
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Ollie's Point!
Who’s going to Christmosh ‘11 this year at Ollie’s Point tonight? I’m gonna be there! Find me there. I’m wearing my Juicebox Pirate shirt, blue jeans, 6 wristbands, and a black fedora with stripes and a skull. Gotta catch a train from Poughkeepsie to NYC, then catch another train to Amityville. 3 hour trip ahead of me, but totally looking forward to it!!!
When people who like Patent Pending don't know the...
alyzzarddee:
a little piece of me dies a little.
I don’t like the “new age” Patent Pending fans. Because they didn’t get to have the band grow on them, from some shitty band from Levittown to an awesome punk rock band on Long Island, to a hip band touring around the country.
They didn’t get to have Micheal, which I think is the most important part. Don’t get me wrong, I love Joe,...
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I've only opened up one present so far.
It was a new fedora. After a little while, I started looking around the room because I didn’t know where I put it. It was on my head. Yep. Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! To anyone who doesn’t celebrate, I hope you have an awesome week!
I don't think anyone can understand my love for...
I think I can…That’s because Patent Pending is the best.
FIND ME!
I’m at the Sherman theater to see Patent Pending and Survay Says! I’m wearing a juicebox pirate shirt, 6 Juicebox bracelets and a black fedora with a skull on it. Come say hi!!!
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Jingle all the way to the bed sheets baby
gravitationalfriend:
It’s these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
Tis the season to give, and she’s been giving it all away!
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Spiderman: I'm Spiderman! This is my third movie. You think they're going to kill me off? NO! Do you know any movies where they kill the main character off at the end?
Venom: Donnie Darko, Old Yeller, Romeo and Juliet...
Spiderman: Yea, didn't think so.
infectiousjoy:
Ever since her grandma got run...
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At the tattoo parlor.
My friend is under the needle right now, but all of my Facebook friends think its me :D. However, if it were me, I would be getting a Patent Pending rocket on my leg.
Watchenemies-enemigos:
anthonyxnachos:
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jasonxgalloway:
The funniest moment in Who’s Line Is It Anyway’s history
OMG HAHAHA
holy shit
Hahahahaa oh god I love this show.
Oh god this is fucking hilarious xD. My favorite Whose Line moment is still the Arctic Tern though.
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i'm going to invent a candybar called "sex"
disgustiphage:
so that virgins can say that they’ve had it
