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This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)


Cast off the shackles of yesterday. Shoulder to shoulder into the fray. Our daughters’ daughters will adore us. And they’ll sing in grateful chorus.

Well done, Sister Suffragette






Want to attend college for free? It can happen if you learn German.

All German universities are now free to Americans and all other international students. The last German state to charge tuition at its universities struck down the fees this week.

Even before Germany abolished college tuition for all students, the price was a steal. Typically semester fees were around $630. What’s more, German students receive many perks including discounts for food, clothing and events, as well as inexpensive or even free transportation.

In explaining why Germany made this move, Dorothee Stapelfeldt, a Hamburg senator, called tuition fees “unjust” and added that “they discourage young people who do not have a traditional academic family background from taking up study. It is a core task of politics to ensure that young women and men can study with a high quality standard free of charge in Germany.”

Actually, German universities were free up until 2006 when they started charging tuition. That triggered such a crush of criticism that German states began phasing out this policy. Lower Saxony was the last holdout.

It’s too bad that politicians in the U.S. don’t feel that a college education is worth supporting appropriately. State aid to the nation’s public universities took a nosedive during the 2008 recession and education funding remains well below those levels. The average state is spending 23 percent less per student than before the recession, according to a report by the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities.

Actually, state support has been declining for public universities for a quarter of a century. Using an interactive tool from The Chronicle of Higher Education, you can see how state government subsidies have cratered at individual institutions.

With the average undergrad borrower now leaving school with more than $29,000 in debt, the free ride in Germany can look awfully tempting.

How to handle the language barrier

German is not an easy language to learn. Fortunately, however, there are international language programs in Germany, which have become very popular with international students before they tackle obtaining a degree in a different language.

What’s more, an increasing number of German universities are offering degrees in English. These are often called international studies programs or in some other way have the word international in their title.—free-degrees—americans/16658027/

This is actually making me cry…it’s one of those times when you realize that your own government just truly, honestly, does not give a shit about your wellbeing in any way.

If Americans don’t reblog this, then y’all need help.

…tempting. ..

Very tempting. I’m stuck here though atm unfortunately. 

Teach me German :U


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one of my fave scenes from anything


Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.


Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby


These are the winners from today’s treasure hunt sponsored by @macbethfootwear & @thisispulp! Next treasure hunt is in Manchester on Thursday! #patentpending #treasurehunt #brighter #macbethfootwear #pulp


These are the winners from today’s treasure hunt sponsored by @macbethfootwear & @thisispulp! Next treasure hunt is in Manchester on Thursday! #patentpending #treasurehunt #brighter #macbethfootwear #pulp


Fact: By the time you get around to saying “I’m never coming back here again,” there is a 100% chance that the employee was already hoping you wouldn’t and what you said was just reassuring so thanks.